artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

yowing:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic)

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

(Source: xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx)

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)