Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin